nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing
I’m sorry, have you tried pizza…?
yes and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friends eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate
i like you
If we could just look at ourselves the way we look at our role models —“they are so talented, they are so beautiful, they have such good style, so smart, etc”— we would finally be able to see what others see when they look at us. Because without a doubt, there are people out there that look at you woth adoration the same way you look at them.
Stop doubting your worth.
You are beautiful. All of you.
today I went to olive garden and there was a man wearing a fedora behind me and my mother whispered to me “why is that man wearing a hat we are indoors I don’t understand” and he whipped around with all seriousness and said “twilight sparkle came to me in a dream and requested that I wear this crown for the duration of the evening” and me, not knowing what to do just said “ok” but then the guy started laughing and he was like “I’m just kidding I just like hats”